1. We see the back of a person with long blond hair, down to her waiste. Cut to two guys checking her out.
Guy 1 (pulling down sunglasses): Wow, that chick is scorching.
Guy 2: Hot!
Cut to the blonde. She turns her head over her shoulder. It is Josh in a long blonde wig.
Man-blonde (with sly look): Jealous?!
Titles: That Long-Haired Guy.
2: Two guys dressed either like frat guys, or very eccentrically sit on a couch.
Guy1: What!?
Guy2: What?!
Guy1: What!?
Guy2: What?!
Guy1: What!?
Guy2: What?!
Guy1: What!?
Guy2: What?!
From the other room, another guy pops in.
Guy3: What?!
Guy 1 and 2: WHHAAT?!
Title screen: THE WACKIES!!! (accompanied by wacky voice saying “The Wackies”)
3: A Mom with a jar of baby food and a baby spoon. She puts some food on the spoon.
MOM: Here comes the airplane! (makes airplane noises)
Cut to a full shot. We see that it’s not a baby, but a scale model of the twin towers.
MOM: Why won’t you eat?
Title Screen: 9/11 Humor: The Show
4: A film noir style, in black and white. Close-up of the face of a detective with a fedora, smoking a cigarette. Shots of him firing a gun. Action-style jump cuts, etc.
DETECTIVE (in a gruff voice): I’ll take the case.
A full shot where we see the detective is naked except for the cigarette, hat, and a shoulder holster.
DETECTIVE: Good work, partner.
Cut to a shot of a dildo sitting in a fedora.
Title: Naked Detective and Dildo-in-a-Hat
5:
VOICE-OVER: We’ve seen them laugh. (accompanied by slow-motion clip of happy homeless person.
VOICE-OVER: We’ve seen them cry. (shot of slow-motiong homeless sadness.)
VOICE-OVER: Now, see them like you’ve never seen them before.
A shot of a homeless person walking, and then tripping and falling.
Voice-Over with Titles: America’s Stupidest Homeless People.
6: Doctor’s office.
PATIENT: Doctor, I got poison ivy.
DOCTOR: Here, try this Sarah Palin Calamine Lotion. (holds up tube, and mugs to camera. canned laughed)
Titles: (A shot of a surgical table with tongue depressers, and cotton balls, etc., and a jar labeled “Barack O-BALM-A”) Topical Ointment….Coming this Fall.
